Quote by George Carlin:

Just when I discovered the meaning of life, they changed it.

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George Denis Patrick Carlin was an American stand-up comedian, actor, author, and social critic. He was known for his black comedy and reflections on politics, the English language, psychology, religion, and various taboo subjects.

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When you step on the brakes your life is in your foot's hands.

When I was forty, I was getting divorced, living in a low-class, dirty hotel in New York. My mother was dying of cancer. I owed $20,000. That was about the lowest. I came back to show business, and I couldn't get a job. I was turned down by every small-time agent in New York.

I'm a body builder, but I don't use weights. I use snacks. It's kind of a different building process.