Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes. After that, who cares? He's a mile away and you've got his shoes.
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You've got guys in charge of shows who probably went to school for chemistry, and now they're executive producers.
If I thought about it, I could be bitter, but I don't feel like being bitter. Being bitter makes you immobile, and there's too much that I still want to do.
Don't expect life to care about your expectations, just boast about the failures.