Quote by George Carlin:

Religion is like a pair of shoes... Find one that fits for you, but don't make me wear your shoes.

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George Denis Patrick Carlin was an American stand-up comedian, actor, author, and social critic. He was known for his black comedy and reflections on politics, the English language, psychology, religion, and various taboo subjects.

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My show is a little bit silly and a little bit pretentious. Like Shakespeare's willy. Or Noam Chomsky wearing a strap-on.

Canadian bacon isn't bacon. It's ham.

Americans stick their nose where it doesn't belong more than Cyrano de Bergerac giving head.