So, I travel a lot. I hate traveling, mostly cause my dad used to beat me with a globe.
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It's tough, but I try to wait until the second date before I bring up my dead girlfriends.
The only appropriate attitude for man to have about the big questions, is not the arrogant certitude that is the hallmark of religion, but doubt. Doubt is humble and that is what man needs to be, considering that human history is just a litany of getting shit dead wrong.
I believe at the end of my career I’ll be retired into the recurring character hall of fame.
The only good thing ever to come out of religion was the music.
Just honest. To me, being 'politically incorrect' means the opposite of being political - which means to spin everything. That's all it's ever meant to me. It's never meant liberal or conservative. It means honest.