I never learned hate at home, or shame. I had to go to school for that.
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And he was offended at my show. Not by anything that I said, but because of the fact that now at the shows I started selling T-shirts and apparently, I didn't have his size. Keep in mind, I go all the way up to five X on the T-shirts and he was like, "You don't have my size." I was like, "Dude, I didn't know they made you! I have up to five X, I don't have X!" A picture of a dinosaur on the back of the tag, you know?
Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.
A Bay Area Bisexual told me I didn't quite coincide with either of her desires.
Gay men greet each other just like straight guys do... If one of the straight guys saved the other one's life.
What a childhood I had. My parents sent me to a child psychiatrist. The kid didn't help me at all.