Quote by Dom Irrera:


You ever get sick and one of your friends gives you medical advice? And they tell you that they're not a doctor - like you didn't know it?

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Domenick Jack "Dom" Irrera is an American stand-up comedian. Much of his material is in the form of stories about his life, especially his childhood years and growing up in an Italian-American family.

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I have to get a licence to drive a motorcycle to protect myself and the people around me. I am adamant there should be some sort of licensing required to have children.

Any man today who returns from work, sinks into a chair, and calls for his pipe is a man with an appetite for danger.

Television is never more false than when it's openly sincere.