You ever get sick and one of your friends gives you medical advice? And they tell you that they're not a doctor - like you didn't know it?
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I have to get a licence to drive a motorcycle to protect myself and the people around me. I am adamant there should be some sort of licensing required to have children.
Any man today who returns from work, sinks into a chair, and calls for his pipe is a man with an appetite for danger.
Television is never more false than when it's openly sincere.