Quote by Dom Irrera:

You ever get sick and one of your friends gives you medical advice? And they tell you that they're not a doctor - like you didn't know it?

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Domenick Jack "Dom" Irrera is an American stand-up comedian. Much of his material is in the form of stories about his life, especially his childhood years and growing up in an Italian-American family.

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Why are a "wise man" and a "wiseguy" opposites?

Brought to you by raising your voice. The next best thing to being right.

I have a lot of pot tendencies. I'm always late, I laugh for no reason, I watch "Jeopardy!" with the sound off and make up my own questions.

Money's scarce, Times are hard, Here's your fucking Xmas card.

By the way, everything I say is wrong; I'm a complete hypocrite. I've dated girls with boob jobs, breast enlargements, but she was an A cup and that's gross. Get it fixed girls, you're not even a real woman.