Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.
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You young people with your twittering and your creating of content. Or what is it - queefing? I don't know what you young people are calling it.
I wish the first word I ever said was the word "quote," so right before I die I could say "unquote."
A new study says by 2030 household robots will dominate every phase of our lives. The study says the No. 1 field for robot growth is medicine. That makes sense. Robots already perform well in surgery. That is, until there is a power outage. Then it’s just a coat rack leaning over you as you bleed to death.