Quotes & Jokes about Happiness
“Money doesn’t buy happiness.” Uh, do you live in America? ‘Cause it buys a WaveRunner. Have you ever seen a sad person on a WaveRunner? Have you? Seriously, have you? Try to frown on a WaveRunner. You can’t!
Mama says that, happiness is from magic rays of sunshine that come down when you're feeling blue...
You can be married and bored, or single and lonely. Ain't no happiness nowhere.
Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.
Money can't buy you happiness, but it helps you look for it in a lot more places.
To love is to suffer. To avoid suffering, one must not love. But then, one suffers from not loving. Therefore, to love is to suffer; not to love is to suffer; to suffer is to suffer. To be happy is to love. To be happy, then, is to suffer, but suffering makes one unhappy. Therefore, to be happy, one must love or love to suffer or suffer from too much happiness.
What's the use of happiness? It can't buy you money.
People say that money is not the key to happiness, but I always figured if you have enough money, you can have a key made.
Of course money buys happiness. You ever seen a homeless person skip? The answer to that riddle’s no. They’re not allowed.
Happiness? A good cigar, a good meal, a good cigar and a good woman - or a bad woman; it depends on how much happiness you can handle.
A man doesn't know what real happiness is until he's married. Then it's too late.
Had an unexplained burst of happiness today. Doctor said not to worry it will go away.
The world is full of a lot of fear and a lot of negativity, and a lot of judgment. I just think people need to start shifting into joy and happiness. As corny as it sounds, we need to make a shift.
Happiness is being served with a paternity suit on your 75th birthday.
Happiness is discovering the prune juice your doctor ordered you to drink has fermented.