Quotes & Jokes about Happiness

50 quotes

“Money doesn’t buy happiness.” Uh, do you live in America? ‘Cause it buys a WaveRunner. Have you ever seen a sad person on a WaveRunner? Have you? Seriously, have you? Try to frown on a WaveRunner. You can’t!

Mama says that, happiness is from magic rays of sunshine that come down when you're feeling blue...

You can be married and bored, or single and lonely. Ain't no happiness nowhere.

Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.

Money can't buy you happiness, but it helps you look for it in a lot more places.

People say that money is not the key to happiness, but I always figured if you have enough money, you can have a key made.

To love is to suffer. To avoid suffering, one must not love. But then, one suffers from not loving. Therefore, to love is to suffer; not to love is to suffer; to suffer is to suffer. To be happy is to love. To be happy, then, is to suffer, but suffering makes one unhappy. Therefore, to be happy, one must love or love to suffer or suffer from too much happiness.

Happiness sets me up for needless despondency.

A man doesn't know what real happiness is until he's married. Then it's too late.

Happiness is being served with a paternity suit on your 75th birthday.

Happiness is fear-based.

Had an unexplained burst of happiness today. Doctor said not to worry it will go away.

Of course money buys happiness. You ever seen a homeless person skip? The answer to that riddle’s no. They’re not allowed.

The world is full of a lot of fear and a lot of negativity, and a lot of judgment. I just think people need to start shifting into joy and happiness. As corny as it sounds, we need to make a shift.

Money comes and goes. I'm thankful I have money. I'm trying to save up more. I would like more money. But it's not happiness. If you're a millionaire and hate your family, hate your friends and your life, then what is the point? You're just a person with a lot of money and power who is not happy.