Quote by Johnny Carson:

The difference between a divorce and a legal separation is that a legal separation gives a husband time to hide his money.

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John William Carson was an American television host, comedian, writer, and producer. He is best known as the host of The Tonight Show Starring Johnny Carson. Carson received six Emmy Awards, the Television Academy's 1980 Governor's Award, and a 1985 Peabody Award.

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