I do have very deep, fond memories of my family in Mexico City, but I also remember feeling funny for not speaking English - I was basically an immigrant. But I picked up the language fast and soon I knew that I wanted to be a writer.
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You can't teach somebody how to be funny. You're either funny, or you ain't.
It would be nice if people said, "God bless you" not just when you sneezed but also when you farted.
People always tell me "Have a nice day." Well what if I don't want to? What if I want to have a crappy day?