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Now that Obama is at war in a 3rd country, does that mean he has to give back his Nobel Peace Prize?

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Morton Lyon Sahl is an American comedian, actor, and social satirist, considered the first modern stand-up comedian since Will Rogers. Sahl pioneered a style of social satire which pokes fun at political and current event topics using improvised monologues and only a newspaper as a prop.

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Cottonballs are an example of something I’d want to buy, but not have as a nickname.