Now that Obama is at war in a 3rd country, does that mean he has to give back his Nobel Peace Prize?
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Pot is to narcotics what herpes is to social diseases; it doesn't count cos it's not really dangerous and it's too easy to get.
You don’t mess with janitors, first of all, they have like 40 keys, and 1 is to a closet you don’t want to be inside of.
Cottonballs are an example of something I’d want to buy, but not have as a nickname.