Quotes & Jokes about Nobel Prize

We're fighting three wars now. Imagine how many we'd be fighting if President Obama hadn't won the Nobel Peace Prize.

I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize.

Now that Obama is at war in a 3rd country, does that mean he has to give back his Nobel Peace Prize?

I wonder what the most intelligent thing ever said was that started with the word 'dude.' 'Dude, these are isotopes.' 'Dude, we removed your kidney. You're gonna be fine.' 'Dude, I am so stoked to win this Nobel Prize. I just wanna thank Kevin, and Turtle, and all my homies.'

Two Americans have been awarded the Nobel Prize for Economics. They are the first to figure out all the charges on their telephone bill.