You know, with Hitler, the more I learn about that guy, the more I don't care for him.
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Isn't Bush the worst president ever? I mean, when his term is over, he has to walk back to Texas.
If I can be serious now, and I have the feeling I can.
You might be a redneck if you've ever used lard in bed.
I never wanted to churn it out. Comedians tend to work all the time. They never put it down like musicians who might make an album then take three or four years off to recharge their batteries. Comedians tend to work straight through and they get stale because of that. Even when I didn't have a lot of money I never ever did it unless I had something new to say.
I’m married – I’ve caught my limit.