Your husband is lazy if coffee doesn’t keep him awake – even when it’s hot and being spilled on him.
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Those bellhops in Miami are tip-happy. I ordered a deck of playing cards and the bellboy made fifty-two trips to my room.
I think Mr. Wilson will have to be the rest of the way alone.
At the risk bragging, one of the things I’m best at is riding coattails. Behind every successful man is me, smiling and taking partial credit.