Quotes & Jokes by Billy Crystal / page 3

43 quotes

Nothing can take the sting off the world's economic problems like watching millionaires present each other golden statues.

Gentlemen, start your egos.

Don't give up your power.

At some point I stopped stand-up because I didn't have something to say on a nightly basis.

Bambi, to a kid, was scary.

At night, I'll notice a thigh will just start aching. And this arm, and this...

Was at Royal Wedding but didn't go inside. Had same hat as Fergie's daughter.

Oh, I can't do it right now; I'm busy, I'm busy, too.

Even when I was in school shows, in elementary school doing plays, I'd always go off book and start improvising.

Nobody is more truthful when he's acting than De Niro.

I think I've far exceeded what I ever thought I could possibly do. I'm almost shocked that I'm still around after all of these years... and always grateful that I get another turn to do something.

I fell in love with the right person, a person I know and who knows me.

I would even walk so it wouldn't look like we're together. Here I can hold his hand.