Quotes & Jokes by Flight of the Conchords / page 2


Making love… making love for… making love for two… making love for two minutes. When you’re with me, girl, you only need two minutes, because I’m so intense.

We really see the live shows as something totally separate from the TV show, even if the audience may not see it that way.

What man? Which man? Whose the man? When's a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? yes, technically I am.

Jen said she'd never ever see me again. When I saw her again, she said it again.

My rhymes are so potent that in this small segment I made all of the ladies in the area pregnant. Yes, sometimes my lyrics are sexist but you lovely bitches and hos should know I'm trying to correct this.

She's so hot. I wanna tell her she's hot, but she'll think I'm sexist. She's so hot, she's making me sexist... bitch.

Boogie, boogie, aw yeah, Robo-Boogie.

You're so beautiful. You could be a part time model. But you'd probably still have to keep your normal job.

"Yeah my dad was a Women's Rights Activist." "Your dad?" "Yup." "Not your mum?" "No... Dad would have never allowed that."

No one cares, no one sympathsizes, you just stay home and play synthisizers.

Bret, you got it goin' on! "Got it goin' on!" Not in a gay way but in a hey-your-lookin'-ok-man!

Do you have one really punky sequinned jump-suit, Bowie, or do you have several ch-ch-changes?

And if I am crying, it's not cuz of you, it's because I'm thinking about a friend of mine, who you don't know, who is dying, that's right dying.

Everyday I look across the office floor, there you were, your hair down to your legs and your legs down the the floor.

These aren't tears of sadness because you're leaving me - I've just been cutting onions. I'm making a lasange... for one.