Quotes & Jokes by Flight of the Conchords / page 3
Sometimes love is as sweet as kalbi.
It's not till you get out on tour that you realize the impact.
Love is like a roll of tape. It's real good for making two things one, but just like that roll of tape, love sometimes breaks off before you were done. Another way that love is similar to tape, that I've noticed is sometimes it's hard to see the end. You search on the roll with your fingernail.