Quotes & Jokes by Katt Williams / page 3

41 quotes

I think pimp, therefore I am.

And the last place you wanna be, In a motherfuckin' foot race, is behind the mothafucka with no goddamn foots.

Buy a condom, ribbed for her pleasure. Turn it inside out, now it's ribbed for your pleasure.

Aspirin is perfectly legal, but if you take 13 of them motherfuckers, it'll be your last headache.

But this Mother fucker here Nigga, This shit right here nigga; This is a love seat Nigga! I can't even sit on this if I ain't in love Nigga! What Kind of shit is that!

White people, you did not get a receipt for niggas, you can not return us!

You can be gangsta in good weather, These niggas were Gangsta in 99 Feet of mothafuckin' water. Nigga how is you swimming and keeping your Pistol out the water at the same time!?!

My name is "A Pimp named? Slickback" Wait.......A Pimp ??? .....Named Slickback. Yes, please say the whole thing if you would. Yes, that includs the "A Pimp Named" part. Yes Tom, everytime.

2+2=4. Damn straight. All the time, nigga all the time. Then one day this bitch just flipped the script. 3x+y=what? This bitch is still teaching. Did you know that some of them was letters?!!?

Hello niggas, Hello bitches! Ladies I hope you don't mind me calling you bitches cuz I don't know you all by name.

He comes back with the script, and it's racist like a 1940's Newspaper.