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Andrew Dice Clay

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I think the best part of being gay is when you're done, you could turn over and talk about football.

C'mon baby, lose the bra.

Don't most men actually think that the more money they spend on a date, the more fingers they get to stick in your pussy before they kiss you goodnight?

If it smells like fish its a dish. If it smells like cologne leave it alone.

People are taking the act too seriously. The Diceman character is a macho moron. It's juvenile comedy. I just like to make people laugh.

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