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Andrew Dice Clay


I think the best part of being gay is when you're done, you could turn over and talk about football.

C'mon baby, lose the bra.

If it smells like fish its a dish. If it smells like cologne leave it alone.

Little Boy Blue - He needed the money.

Don't most men actually think that the more money they spend on a date, the more fingers they get to stick in your pussy before they kiss you goodnight?