Andrew Dice Clay


I think the best part of being gay is when you're done, you could turn over and talk about football.

C'mon baby, lose the bra.

People are taking the act too seriously. The Diceman character is a macho moron. It's juvenile comedy. I just like to make people laugh.

Mother Goose? Yeah I fucked her.

If it smells like fish its a dish. If it smells like cologne leave it alone.