Andrew Dice Clay

Quotes

I think the best part of being gay is when you're done, you could turn over and talk about football.

C'mon baby, lose the bra.

Mother Goose? Yeah I fucked her.

If it smells like fish its a dish. If it smells like cologne leave it alone.

Life is like sex, baby - the more you put in, the more you get out. End of story.

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