Andrew Dice Clay


C'mon baby, lose the bra.

I think the best part of being gay is when you're done, you could turn over and talk about football.

People are taking the act too seriously. The Diceman character is a macho moron. It's juvenile comedy. I just like to make people laugh.

Mother Goose? Yeah I fucked her.

If it smells like fish its a dish. If it smells like cologne leave it alone.