Carrot Top

Quotes

I was the class clown at school, but at home, my family wasn't very funny.

Comics don't like to see other comics do well.

Video games are so popular these days, getting the opportunity to star in one is something special. More people should do it.

I always thought marketing in general was an interesting kind of thing. I always liked commercials and billboards.

My way of making people like me was to make 'em laugh.

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