Some people even think I wear a wig. Do they think I went into a salon one day and said, "Can you please screw this up really bad?"
Carrot Top Quotes and Jokes
The street in the center of town was Butts road. I stole the sign and told the audience, this must be where the assholes live. I also had a Neighborhood Crime Watch - it takes about 20 seconds to break into a house but it took me an hour to unbolt this sign.
So I try not to look too far into the future because I think that everything happens and will happen for a reason.
On the weekends, I would go down and play these clubs in Key West or West Palm Beach or surrounding areas of Florida and then I'd go back to school for the week.
My real name is Scott Thompson. I could have gone by that name, but when I started doing comedy I thought I needed to go by something that has a little more of a hook.