David Brenner


A vegetarian is a person who won't eat anything that can have children.

You know you're getting old when... you start to dress in more than six colours.

The truth is that God is to be found in all things - even and most especially in the painful, tragic and unpleasant things.

It isn't how much time you spend somewhere that makes it memorable; it's how you spend the time.

Its probably lower than that, but I doubt very much it's zero, ... It's a large number of Americans dying each year.