Lenny Bruce

Quotes

Marijuana will be legal someday, because the many law students who now smoke pot will one day be Congressmen and they will legalize it to protect themselves. I don't smoke pot, and I'm glad because then I can champion it without any special pleading. The reason I don't smoke pot is because it facilitates ideas and heightens sensations - and I got enough shit flying through my head without smoking pot.

That's where the conflict starts. We all want for a wife a combination Sunday school teacher and a $500-a-night hooker.

The whole motivation for any performer is "Look at me, Ma".

If you can't say "Fuck" you can't say, "Fuck the government."

If you believe there is a God, a God that made your body, and yet you think that you can do anything with that body that's dirty, then the fault lies with the manufacturer.

Photos

Trends