Lenny Bruce

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Marijuana will be legal someday, because the many law students who now smoke pot will one day be Congressmen and they will legalize it to protect themselves. I don't smoke pot, and I'm glad because then I can champion it without any special pleading. The reason I don't smoke pot is because it facilitates ideas and heightens sensations - and I got enough shit flying through my head without smoking pot.

If you believe there is a God, a God that made your body, and yet you think that you can do anything with that body that's dirty, then the fault lies with the manufacturer.

That's where the conflict starts. We all want for a wife a combination Sunday school teacher and a $500-a-night hooker.

The whole motivation for any performer is "Look at me, Ma".

If you can't say "Fuck" you can't say, "Fuck the government."

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