Tim Minchin

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The Aus­tralian comedy circuit is kind of small, and big in the most inconvenient ways. There aren't many venues, and the ones we have are hundreds of miles apart and separated by mountains. That's probably why so many of us come to the UK

... you've probably worked out by now that all our songs are ridiculously long to make up for the total lack of content.

If you open your mind too much, your brains will fall out.

So yeah, this song, then we'll go off, then we'll come back and do another song because going off will obviously just have been fake all along and you know that now which ruins it.

Because I need you / Like a tick needs a tock / Like bananas need pyjamas / Like a nun needs cock

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