Steven Wright

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I wrote a song, but I can't read music so I don't know what it is. Every once in a while I'll be listening to the radio and I say, "I think I might have written that."

My school colors were clear. I'm not naked, I'm in the band.

Well, you can’t have everything. Where would you put it?

Last year we drove across the country...We had one cassette tape to listen to on the entire trip... I don't remember what it was...

When I first read the dictionary, I thought it was a long poem about everything.

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