Mama says that, happiness is from magic rays of sunshine that come down when you're feeling blue...
Adam Sandler Quotes and Jokes
I drew the duck blue because I've never seen a blue duck before and, to be honest with you I wanted to see a blue duck.
I’ve got a hockey record, I took off my skate and tried to stab a guy, I’m the only person who ever tried that.
They should name a gender after you. Looking at you doesn't do it, staring is the only way that makes sense. And trying not to blink so you don't miss anything. And all of that and you're you.
Having a kid is great... as long as his eyes are closed and he's not moving or talking.