Quotes & Jokes by Chris Tucker / page 4
IRS officials calling you acting like you owe them the money personally! I don’t owe you shit! This is between me and the company!
I wasn't feeling it, really. But I just had to do what I had to do. It turned out the better for me.
You got to control your own destiny. You got to keep writin different stuff. Keep switchin up and never do the same thin too many times.
Jackie come to me and says, 'We gonna do a fight scene.' I said 'What?' He says 'We got to do a fight scene in the next scene. I have to teach you.' I say 'How you gonna teach me in three seconds?' What we did, we did the fight scene with our arms connected.
I get on stage and talk about different stuff in my life and what I’ve been through and what I think about the world. It’s picking out highlights of things and how I became who I am and how my daddy raised me.
Being a big star and being known, making movies and a lot of money - that really doesn't interest me.
It's crazy because people expect you to be funny all the time and every day is not a funny day. I go to funerals and people are like 'tell a joke' and 'say one of your lines in a movie.' It's a funeral, man!
They came out very prepared and we missed lot of tackles. We have to start on Monday and watch the film. I kept asking what was happening. They just out-competed us.
This summer I just practiced real hard. I was real dedicated. I don't think I missed two or three workouts this whole summer.
You see people waving. You don't see people having problems, with each other at least.
I love traveling. It not only opens my mind up, but it also allows me to use my fame in another way through humanitarian works and stuff, and being an influence around the world.
I like LA. LA is cool, but it ain't like home. Atlanta is home. All my friends are here, I grew up here. But LA is cool. Its more like a big office. Its work and you work, and you're meetin' people all the time, but its more like acquaintances than friends and stuff.I wanted to cut down on the profanity, because I think I'm funnier without sayin' a lot of cuss words.