Guns don’t kill people. Stupid motherfuckers with guns kill people.
Chris Tucker Quotes and Jokes
You know, we're missing so much as African-Americans and we should be concerned about what's going on in Africa.
Weed is from tha earth. God put this here for me and you. Take advantage man, take advantage!
I wanted to cut down on the profanity, because I think I'm funnier without sayin' a lot of cuss words.
You loan your friend money. You see them again, they don't say nothin' 'bout the money. 'Hi, how ya doin'? How's ya mama doing?' Man, how's my money doin'?
A black President? Now come on y'all, we got Clinton, that's close. He got negro tendencies.
You don't know who you messing with man, I slap people for fun. That's what I do man! You wanna play rough, huh, I kill for fun!
It takes intelligence to make real comedy, and it takes a reality base to create all that little stuff I like to do that makes you giggle inside.