A nigga so broke these days somebody rob me they just be practicing.
Chris Tucker Quotes and Jokes
You know, we're missing so much as African-Americans and we should be concerned about what's going on in Africa.
Weed is from tha earth. God put this here for me and you. Take advantage man, take advantage!
You don't know who you messing with man, I slap people for fun. That's what I do man! You wanna play rough, huh, I kill for fun!
I wanted to cut down on the profanity, because I think I'm funnier without sayin' a lot of cuss words.
You loan your friend money. You see them again, they don't say nothin' 'bout the money. 'Hi, how ya doin'? How's ya mama doing?' Man, how's my money doin'?
A black President? Now come on y'all, we got Clinton, that's close. He got negro tendencies.
Georgia was a great place to live, but I wanted to get out because I knew the opportunities for what I was doing - stand-up comedy and eventually acting - were in Los Angeles.