Quotes & Jokes by Donald Glover / page 5

We put stereotypes on ourselves. Everybody does that. But I think it's just a little harder for black kids to just be who they are.

To all my fans who’s saying Donald Glover about to blow, just give me six months so you can say I told you so.

Kept looking for something to be in with. Follow someone’s blueprint. But you have to be on your own.

Took the G out your waffle all you have left is your ego.

I wish I was a book. She could pick me up, flip through my pages. Make sure nobody drew wieners in me.

I personally don't believe people really grow. They just learn stuff when they were a kid, and hold on to it, and that affects every relationship they have.

Black culture is a fight. We want to hold on to what we are, but sometimes the things that we are can be totally negative. You have to think: can't we try something new and not be seen as suspect?

A lot of the rap shows I saw as a kid were boring, but if you went to a Rage show or a Justice show, the kids were losing their minds.

People say I've changed and I tell em that I'm glad 'cause I don't wanna stay the same.

I come around when you least expect me! I'm sitting at the bar when your glass is empty!

Also, I realized a lot of kids are listening to me. Whether I want to be or not, they're looking up to me.

I think it's a comedian's job to make everything funny. Nothing is off-limits.

I'm very impatient, so I was like, 'I want to be able to do whatever I want now.' But even the biggest stars - you look back and they weren't overnight.

I hate it when you really think you're getting something good... and you don't listen to your dudes when you really should.

I got really lost last year. But I can’t be lonely though. Cause we’re all stuck here. I wanted to make something that says no matter how bad you fuck up, or mistakes you’ve made during the year, your life, your eternity. You’re always allowed to be better. You’re always allowed to grow up. If you want.