Quotes & Jokes by Donald Glover / page 6

Usually, if I think something is really funny, I'm not gonna test it. I'll just test it when I'm onstage.

I personally don't believe people really grow. They just learn stuff when they were a kid, and hold on to it, and that affects every relationship they have.

I don’t know if this is a nerdy quality or just something left over from my uncle’s alcoholism, but I get obsessed with things very easily, things that don’t matter. I think that is a very nerdy quality to be like, “Oh this thing! I love it and I’m going to learn everything about it real soon.”

I come around when you least expect me! I'm sitting at the bar when your glass is empty!

When anybody pays you to be creative, you're very lucky.

Black men struggle with masculinity so much. The idea that we must always be strong really presses us all down - it keeps us from growing.

I'm always fucking childish, you knew that when you met me!

Me and Abed have an agreement. If one of us dies, we stage it to look like a suicide due to the unjust cancellation of Firefly.

The only reason I'm able to do music is because I'm making money on 'Community.' If I wasn't, I couldn't pay for things.

I call 'Community' the best day job in the world, because between takes, I get to write music. I get to write sketches. I get to write movies. It's the best job ever.

You’re always allowed to be better.

I started doing '30 Rock' and started writing 'Mystery Team' at the beginning of that. While I was doing 'Mystery Team,' I started practicing stand-up. While I was doing stand up, I got 'Community.' It's like I planted trees six years ago, and now they have fruit.

I don't talk soft, that's that other dude.

I'm trying hard not to use a specific reference, but you'll probably know it's you after the first sentence.

This one kid said something that was really bad. He said I wasn't really black cause I had a dad.