Quotes & Jokes by Greg Giraldo / page 7
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Yeah, I'll take lettuce... tomato... and- I'm sorry, did you just put your balls in my sandwich?
On Jeff Ross: “You’re fattening faster than you’re aging. You’re like the Curious Case of Benjamin Glutton”
Can’t have a favorite. Can’t let them know know if you do. I don’t. I treat my main son and the other two exactly the same way.
You’re a walking tumor. Actually, it’s a big deal when you spot a tumor.