Quotes & Jokes by Jeff Foxworthy / page 12

If you have more fish on your wall than pictures, you might be a redneck.

When I did the sitcom I was too naive. I thought, Well, they know what they're talking about, let's do that.

You might be a redneck if you go Christmas shopping for your mom, sister, and girlfriend, and you only need to buy one gift.

You might be a redneck if you prefer car keys to Q-tips.

You might be a redneck if you wear someone else's work shirt.

You might be a redneck if your dogs name is Miller Light.

You might be a redneck if the taillight covers of your car are made of tape.

You might be a redneck if you watch cartoons long after your kids get bored.

That's the great thing about a tractor. You can't really hear the phone ring.

You might be a redneck if your satellite dish payment delays buying school clothes for the kids.

You might be a redneck if you fish in your above-ground pool... and catch something.

Have you ever seen people so ugly that you have to get someone else to verify it?

You might be a redneck if you have more than two brothers named Bubba or Junior.

You might be a redneck if your favorite hunting dog has a bigger tombstone than your grandfather.

You might be a redneck if your momma has "ammo" on her Christmas list.