Quotes & Jokes by Red Buttons / page 9

The Hunchback of Notre-Dame, who said, "This isn't a hump. I ate a canteloupe and it backed up on me." Never got a dinner!

William Tell’s son, Telly, who said as his father was pointing the bow and arrow at the apple on his head, "There’s gotta be an easier way to kill worms." Never got a dinner!

Aladdin, who said to his wife, "I know it’s not a lamp, keep rubbing!" Never got a dinner!