What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom? A pickpocket snatches watches.
Redd Foxx Quotes and Jokes
The definition of indecent – when it’s in long, and it’s in hard, and it’s in deep – it’s in decent.
I feel sorry for people who don’t drink or do drugs. Because someday they’re going to be in a hospital bed, dying, and they won’t know why.
I feel right at home on this roast with you guys. It's like being in the ghetto... because in the ghetto you get stabbed in the back by total strangers too!
Do you realize that if the pilgrims have been chasing bobcats instead of turkeys... we'd all be eating pussy on Thanksgiving?!
Sanford and Son is more than just a name. It's a condition, a dynasty, an empire. This here is the finest pile of junk of the world.
You’re going into business with that Puerto Rican? You ought to call yourselves “Julio and Big Foolio.”