What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom? A pickpocket snatches watches.
Redd Foxx Quotes and Jokes
I feel sorry for people who don’t drink or do drugs. Because someday they’re going to be in a hospital bed, dying, and they won’t know why.
The definition of indecent – when it’s in long, and it’s in hard, and it’s in deep – it’s in decent.
Do you realize that if the pilgrims have been chasing bobcats instead of turkeys... we'd all be eating pussy on Thanksgiving?!
I feel right at home on this roast with you guys. It's like being in the ghetto... because in the ghetto you get stabbed in the back by total strangers too!
I carry a knife now because I read in a white magazine that all black people carry knives. So I rushed out and bought me one.
Sanford and Son is more than just a name. It's a condition, a dynasty, an empire. This here is the finest pile of junk of the world.