What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom? A pickpocket snatches watches.
Redd Foxx Quotes and Jokes
The definition of indecent – when it’s in long, and it’s in hard, and it’s in deep – it’s in decent.
I feel sorry for people who don’t drink or do drugs. Because someday they’re going to be in a hospital bed, dying, and they won’t know why.
I carry a knife now because I read in a white magazine that all black people carry knives. So I rushed out and bought me one.
Do you realize that if the pilgrims have been chasing bobcats instead of turkeys... we'd all be eating pussy on Thanksgiving?!