Quotes & Jokes by Sandra Bernhard / page 6

If you close your eyes, you could just as well imagine me to be vintage Ali MacGraw, circa 1968.

I definitely want to be with somebody who doesn't feel lost or in my shadow.

I've become this sort of icon for the gay community. I don't like the position.

If I've learned anything in my 30s, it's about holding back a little bit.

I'm sure that Jesus was an incredible person.

You have to take the basics of feminism and the kind of outline of it and do what you do with it. You have to make things work for your own life.

It's up to couples, to individuals, to have a trust between each other.

My family wasn't the Brady Bunch. They were the Broody Bunch.

This person at the next table is a fabulous drag queen. I didn't get it until I just looked up.

I get happier every day. I have a sense of accomplishment every day of my life.

If you come home to a household of chaos and anger and fear, you're not going to feel protected from the world.

At no time do I come from a cynical point of view. I'm coming from a concerned point of view.