Ellen's very mad at me. She's says if I want to start a war in the press, she's not the person to start with.
Sandra Bernhard Quotes and Jokes
Gay pride's beautiful. If somebody needs to be expressing that, then it's a positive thing.
My father was a proctologist; my mother was an abstract artist. That's how I view the world.
Purim, one of my favorite holidays. It's like the original drag queen's holiday. It's when all the Jewish men go for it and feel no guilt for a change.
They want families to come to New York and go to the theater, so the theater is all geared toward family entertainment. It's money, you know.