Quotes & Jokes by Adam Carolla / page 4

That's an interesting philosophical question. When your boner goes away, is that one gone... forever?

My penis is like a burn victim after I orgasm. Don't get near it. It hurts. Leave it be.

He doesn't sound like a guy who's done a onesome, let alone a threesome.

Having sex without a condom is like riding a roller coaster with diarrhea. You can't just throw your hands up and enjoy it.

I would like one day to not only pop a hymen but actually pull the plastic off the vagina, unwrap the vagina.

Should women be on any pills besides birth control? We should just give them all sugar pills for everything, they're so suggestible.

Then there's the in-between, not a lipstick lesbian, not a butch dyke. I think that is what I'd be, a sweatpants lesbian.