Quotes & Jokes by Adam Carolla / page 4

Your boyfriend worked your vagina like Rocky worked that side of beef for 45 minutes. A little blood is well within reason.

My penis is like a burn victim after I orgasm. Don't get near it. It hurts. Leave it be.

He doesn't sound like a guy who's done a onesome, let alone a threesome.

Having sex without a condom is like riding a roller coaster with diarrhea. You can't just throw your hands up and enjoy it.

I would like one day to not only pop a hymen but actually pull the plastic off the vagina, unwrap the vagina.

Should women be on any pills besides birth control? We should just give them all sugar pills for everything, they're so suggestible.

Then there's the in-between, not a lipstick lesbian, not a butch dyke. I think that is what I'd be, a sweatpants lesbian.