Quotes & Jokes by Adam Carolla / page 4

Let me tell you something about the porn industry... they're a little short on brains and a little high on coke, but they're scrappy.

Your boyfriend worked your vagina like Rocky worked that side of beef for 45 minutes. A little blood is well within reason.

I would like one day to not only pop a hymen but actually pull the plastic off the vagina, unwrap the vagina.

My penis is like a burn victim after I orgasm. Don't get near it. It hurts. Leave it be.

Should women be on any pills besides birth control? We should just give them all sugar pills for everything, they're so suggestible.

He doesn't sound like a guy who's done a onesome, let alone a threesome.

Then there's the in-between, not a lipstick lesbian, not a butch dyke. I think that is what I'd be, a sweatpants lesbian.