Quotes & Jokes by Adam Carolla / page 4

I understand porno and I understand getting high, but getting scared? What the fucks's in it for you?

Your boyfriend worked your vagina like Rocky worked that side of beef for 45 minutes. A little blood is well within reason.

My penis is like a burn victim after I orgasm. Don't get near it. It hurts. Leave it be.

He doesn't sound like a guy who's done a onesome, let alone a threesome.

I would like one day to not only pop a hymen but actually pull the plastic off the vagina, unwrap the vagina.

Then there's the in-between, not a lipstick lesbian, not a butch dyke. I think that is what I'd be, a sweatpants lesbian.

Should women be on any pills besides birth control? We should just give them all sugar pills for everything, they're so suggestible.