Quotes & Jokes by Alan King / page 2

If the banks are so friendly, how come they chain down the pens?

Modesty is not one of my virtues.

A river in Cleveland caught fire… what did they put it out with?

However, even under the best of circumstances, four-year graduation rates for the next few years will be substantially lower than those in the three provinces.

Banks have this new image of being your friend. If they’re so friendly, how come they chain down the pens?