Ant Quotes and Jokes

7 quotes

I'm so gay, I could put a lisp in the word 'cracker.'

Gay people invented sports. Think about it. Boxing. Two topless men... in silk shorts... fighting over a belt and a purse.

I have a wife back in LA who is so pissed at me... yeah, she’s so mad I’m sleeping with her husband.

Shine. Do. Become. Repeat.

My brother hates gay people - hates us. 'We should take all you gays and stick you on an island.' 'Well they have, Frank. We call it Manhattan.'

People are basically good. We all fall. I have so much faith in humanity. That's why God created forgiveness. For those that don't deserve it. You can't spell beautiful without you.

Miracles happen when fear isn't looking.