A pelican that is wet walks with a gated limp, but a dry fish swims alone.
Bill Cosby Quotes and Jokes
"And tired" always followed sick. Worst beating I ever got in my life, my mother said, "I am just sick..." And I said, "and tired." I don't remember anything after that.
Is the glass half full, or half empty? It depends on whether you're pouring, or drinking.
Sex education may be a good idea in the schools, but I don't believe the kids should be given homework.
Sigmund Freud once said, "What do women want?" The only thing I have learned in fifty-two years is that women want men to stop asking dumb questions like that.
I was a physical education major with a child psychology minor at Temple, which means if you ask me a question about a child's behavior, I will advise you to tell the child to take a lap.
In order to succeed, your desire for success should be greater than your fear of failure.