It's more important to look good than to feel good.
Billy Crystal Quotes and Jokes
Did you ever reach a point in your life, where you say to yourself, 'This is the best I'm ever going to look, the best I'm ever going to feel, the best I'm ever going to do,' and it ain't that great?
In high school, I was the class comedian as opposed to the class clown. The difference is the class clown is the guy who drops his pants at the football game, the class comedian is the guy who talked him into it.
I've seen worse... It just so happens that your friend here is mostly dead. There's a big difference between mostly dead and all dead.
As a director and an actor, I encourage improvisation but in character and in the moment of what it is.
Nothing can take the sting off the world's economic problems like watching millionaires present each other golden statues.