Buddy Hackett Quotes and Jokes


The second day of a diet is always easier than the first. By the second day you're off it.

Golf is more fun than walking naked in a strange place, but not much.

I've had a few arguments with people, but I never carry a grudge. You know why? While you're carrying a grudge, they're out dancing.

As a child my family's menu consisted of two choices: take it or leave it.

Your financial cost can best be figured out when you realize that if you were to devote the same time and energy to business instead of gold, you would be a millionaire in approximately six weeks.

My wife said to me, "I want to be cremated." I said, "How about Tuesday?"

Ya know, if you treat every comic the way you treated me tonight, you would never see a bad show.

I've had a good day when I don't fall out of the cart.