Quotes & Jokes by Chris Rock / page 15

Remember when we was young, everybody used to have these arguments about who's better, Michael Jackson or Prince? Prince won!

And even if you get shot by a stray bullet, you don't gotta go to no doctor to get it taken out, whoever shot you will take they bullet back! "I believe you have my property!"

You don’t need no gun control. We need some bullet control. I think all bullets should cost $5,000. If a bullet cost $5,000, there’ll be no more innocent bystanders. Every time somebody gets shot it’ll be like, “Man, he must have done something. Shit, they put $50,000 worth of bullets in his ass.”

When I heard they were trying and get rid of the word "nigga", I told my accountant to buy 800 shares of "coon".