Quotes & Jokes by Dave Chappelle / page 8
When I'm on stage, I get real happy there. Maybe that's the only time in my adult life I feel like myself.
I've done 10 or 11 pilots for network television, which is ridiculous.
If I put forth a legitimate effort, then I feel like, if that doesn't work out, that's all I can do.
I was doing sketches that were funny, but socially irresponsible. It was encouraged.
Most people don't know what it's like to stand up there and speak their mind. I have a venue to do that. I get paid to do that. It's not like I'm doing heavy lifting up there. It's not like I'm solving the world's problems. It's like I'm hanging out with a bunch of people and it's cool.
People don't know what it's like standing up there onstage, when you have a wall of people smiling at you.
Tittie bars got weird morality. One time I walked into a tittie bar - all these guys coming in, right? Out of these dudes, the bouncer picked me out of the crowd and started yelling at me. “Hey Buddy! Sir! Sir! You wanna take your hat off? It’s disrespectful to the ladies.” Yeah, I can shove a twenty up her ass but I better not have a hat on when I do it.
But there was something really serendipitous that was happening, with some kind of energy that things would ultimately just work out, sometimes better than when you plan.
Hey baby, baby go home man its three o'clock in the morning what the fuck are you doing up. The baby said I'm sellin' weed nigger.
Being famous is great, it's not like bad or horrible or anything.
You can't get un-famous. You can get infamous, but you can't get un-famous.
Every group of brothers should have at least one white guy in it. Im serious for safety, cuz when the shit goes down someone is gonna need to talk to the police.