I hate you. I hate you. I don’t even know you, and I hate your guts. I hope all the bad things in life happen to you and nobody else but you.
Dave Chappelle Quotes and Jokes
Then Jasper said "Look here, nigger, if anyone's gonna have sex with my sister, it's gonna be me."
Oh my god. Open and shut case, Johnson. I saw this once when I was a rookie. Apparently this nigger broke in and put up pictures of his family everywhere.
All these years, I thought I liked chicken cause it was delicious; but turns out, I'm genetically predisposed to liking chicken!
The mark of greatness is when everything before you is obsolete, and everything after you bears your mark.
My father told me 'Name your price in the beginning. If it ever gets more expensive than the price you name, get out of there.'
Terrorists don't take black hostages. That's the truth. I have yet to see one of us on the news reading a hostage letter. Like, 'Uh... they is treating us good. Uh we are chilling and shit. I'd like to give a shout out to Ray-Ray an Big Steve and uh, send some Newports!'
"Hey, baby! Stop selling weed, all right, you've got your whole life ahead of you." He goes, "Fuck you, nigga. I got kids to feed!"