Quotes & Jokes by Donald Glover / page 4

My swag is always capital and live in north Virginia.

Love it when you're smiling.

I try to be me to the utmost.

Culture shock at barber shops cause I ain't hood enough.

You should be like Calvin. His best friend was a tiger, and he went on dope adventures, and if anything got in his way, he’d just pee on it.

They say my public persona don’t have enough appeal, I take a lesson from Kanye and give 'em something real.

The thing about stand-up was, I was doing all this sketch and YouTube stuff where I was not being censored and I got to do my own thing, and it was really cool.

NYU's like a Jurassic 5 concert: it's like there's supposed to be black people there, but they're not.

Girls are supposed to dance. That's why God gave them parts that jiggle.

Why does every girl in the world wanna date me? Especially right now man, especially when I'm busy!

What I wanna know is why I never fit in right like a fat dude getting on a packed flight.

I'm probably going to get in trouble for this but 'American Dad' is one of my favourite shows. It gets very dark in places but the jokes are there.

I felt like high school for me was like a big whirlpool of me trying to figure out what was OK for me to do.

That guy is just a mess, like God spilled a person.

We put stereotypes on ourselves. Everybody does that. But I think it's just a little harder for black kids to just be who they are.