Quotes & Jokes by Donald Glover / page 6

Girls who used to tell me I ain't cool enough now text me pics saying you can tear this up!

When anybody pays you to be creative, you're very lucky.

Usually, if I think something is really funny, I'm not gonna test it. I'll just test it when I'm onstage.

I think it's a comedian's job to make everything funny. Nothing is off-limits.

Me and Abed have an agreement. If one of us dies, we stage it to look like a suicide due to the unjust cancellation of Firefly.

I call 'Community' the best day job in the world, because between takes, I get to write music. I get to write sketches. I get to write movies. It's the best job ever.

I started doing '30 Rock' and started writing 'Mystery Team' at the beginning of that. While I was doing 'Mystery Team,' I started practicing stand-up. While I was doing stand up, I got 'Community.' It's like I planted trees six years ago, and now they have fruit.

I come around when you least expect me! I'm sitting at the bar when your glass is empty!

I'm always fucking childish, you knew that when you met me!

Black men struggle with masculinity so much. The idea that we must always be strong really presses us all down - it keeps us from growing.

You’re always allowed to be better.

The only reason I'm able to do music is because I'm making money on 'Community.' If I wasn't, I couldn't pay for things.

I don't talk soft, that's that other dude.

This one kid said something that was really bad. He said I wasn't really black cause I had a dad.

I'm trying hard not to use a specific reference, but you'll probably know it's you after the first sentence.