Quotes & Jokes by Donald Glover / page 6

I think it's a comedian's job to make everything funny. Nothing is off-limits.

When we were making out you kinda acted like it was nothing. Like you were doing it to prove you could do it or something.

Writing is a very strenuous thing - it's like banging your head against a wall. At the end of the day, acting is better, just because nobody ever asked me if I wanted a Pellegrino in the writer's room.

Girls who used to tell me I ain't cool enough now text me pics saying you can tear this up!

The only reason I'm able to do music is because I'm making money on 'Community.' If I wasn't, I couldn't pay for things.

When anybody pays you to be creative, you're very lucky.

You’re always allowed to be better.

Black men struggle with masculinity so much. The idea that we must always be strong really presses us all down - it keeps us from growing.

I call 'Community' the best day job in the world, because between takes, I get to write music. I get to write sketches. I get to write movies. It's the best job ever.

I'm always fucking childish, you knew that when you met me!

I started doing '30 Rock' and started writing 'Mystery Team' at the beginning of that. While I was doing 'Mystery Team,' I started practicing stand-up. While I was doing stand up, I got 'Community.' It's like I planted trees six years ago, and now they have fruit.

Me and Abed have an agreement. If one of us dies, we stage it to look like a suicide due to the unjust cancellation of Firefly.

I don't talk soft, that's that other dude.

I'm trying hard not to use a specific reference, but you'll probably know it's you after the first sentence.

This one kid said something that was really bad. He said I wasn't really black cause I had a dad.