Quotes & Jokes by Donald Glover / page 6
I call 'Community' the best day job in the world, because between takes, I get to write music. I get to write sketches. I get to write movies. It's the best job ever.
Usually, if I think something is really funny, I'm not gonna test it. I'll just test it when I'm onstage.
Kept looking for something to be in with. Follow someone’s blueprint. But you have to be on your own.
Me and Abed have an agreement. If one of us dies, we stage it to look like a suicide due to the unjust cancellation of Firefly.
I personally don't believe people really grow. They just learn stuff when they were a kid, and hold on to it, and that affects every relationship they have.
I wish I was a book. She could pick me up, flip through my pages. Make sure nobody drew wieners in me.
I come around when you least expect me! I'm sitting at the bar when your glass is empty!
I started doing '30 Rock' and started writing 'Mystery Team' at the beginning of that. While I was doing 'Mystery Team,' I started practicing stand-up. While I was doing stand up, I got 'Community.' It's like I planted trees six years ago, and now they have fruit.
Black men struggle with masculinity so much. The idea that we must always be strong really presses us all down - it keeps us from growing.
The only reason I'm able to do music is because I'm making money on 'Community.' If I wasn't, I couldn't pay for things.
This one kid said something that was really bad. He said I wasn't really black cause I had a dad.