Quotes & Jokes by Frank Carson / page 4

I bought these shoes in Taiwan, and they said in the inside "made around the corner."

Doctor told me I've got two weeks to live. I said: "Can I have the last week in July and the 1st week in August?"

I was in a panto last year, Aladdin and The Wonderful Lamp. I played the wick. I got the sack because I was too well-oiled every night.