Quotes & Jokes by Frank Carson / page 4

I'm staying in a lovely hotel, dressing robe behind the door, lovely fluffy sheets - took me a half an hour getting my suitcase closed.

I bought these shoes in Taiwan, and they said in the inside "made around the corner."

I was in a panto last year, Aladdin and The Wonderful Lamp. I played the wick. I got the sack because I was too well-oiled every night.