When I'm not in a relationship, I shave one leg, so when I sleep, it feels like I'm with a woman.
Garry Shandling Quotes and Jokes
I went to my doctor and told him, "My penis is burning." He said, "That means somebody is talking about it."
Carol Burnett was particularly funny. She swore for the first time on television on Larry Sanders.
I'm very loyal in relationships. Even when I go out with my mom I don't look at other moms.
I play basketball on Sundays and I'm a very spiritual guy; I read a lot of Eastern philosophy and I meditate.
I think sometimes I should do more carousing, because I don't do much and maybe it would be fun occasionally. It's hard for me to have fun and I'm a serious thinker and a searcher and funny from the front.
I think it's one of the main negative emotional ingredients that fuels show business, because there's so much at stake and the fear of failure looms large.