When I'm not in a relationship, I shave one leg, so when I sleep, it feels like I'm with a woman.
Garry Shandling Quotes and Jokes
I went to my doctor and told him, "My penis is burning." He said, "That means somebody is talking about it."
I'm very loyal in relationships. Even when I go out with my mom I don't look at other moms.
Carol Burnett was particularly funny. She swore for the first time on television on Larry Sanders.
I think it's one of the main negative emotional ingredients that fuels show business, because there's so much at stake and the fear of failure looms large.
It's not the hair on your head that matters. It's the kind of hair you have inside.
I play basketball on Sundays and I'm a very spiritual guy; I read a lot of Eastern philosophy and I meditate.
I'm too shy to express my sexual needs except over the phone to people I don't know.