When I'm not in a relationship, I shave one leg, so when I sleep, it feels like I'm with a woman.
Garry Shandling Quotes and Jokes
Carol Burnett was particularly funny. She swore for the first time on television on Larry Sanders.
I went to my doctor and told him, "My penis is burning." He said, "That means somebody is talking about it."
I'm very loyal in relationships. Even when I go out with my mom I don't look at other moms.
I think it's one of the main negative emotional ingredients that fuels show business, because there's so much at stake and the fear of failure looms large.
I play basketball on Sundays and I'm a very spiritual guy; I read a lot of Eastern philosophy and I meditate.
I'm too shy to express my sexual needs except over the phone to people I don't know.
I once made love for an hour and fifteen minutes, but it was the night the clocks are set ahead.
Women need to know that not all guys are going to hurt them the way that the guy did before they started dating me. I know guys I wouldn't go out with.